types of people as cool things in the sky 🌙✨

nneilperry:

moon: too romantic for this world, asks what someone’s name is and then immediately forgets to listen, they aren’t playing hard to get they ARE hard to get, wears pretty necklaces, wants a bae but curves everybody, takes 45 min long showers bc they do a lot of overthinking in there, somehow sees/hears everything and Knows What You Did, thinks saying someone’s name is intimate (it is), says they can’t cook but actually can, doesn’t know what Sports are and has never seen one in real life

sun: probably drinks cucumber water, sunglasses perpetually on top of their head, puts on chapstick 23 times a day, drives with all the windows down and the sunroof open, has seen every episode of Friends 10 times, ALWAYS chewing gum, goes through a pack (of gum) a day, hiking is a coping mechanism, knows every Cool Spot™ in the area and visits them frequently, mirrored sunglasses, says they can’t cook and really can’t, not v observant and are therefore oblivious to things like ppl that have crushes on them

stars: dangling earrings, keeps their heart open bc they’d rather face the possibility of getting hurt than be stone cold, knows everyone’s name but has to pretend not to when they meet someone so they don’t creep them out, goes out of their way to avoid everyone they’ve ever curved, doesn’t have the money for their fashion sense, lets their idealistic romantic fantasies put them to sleep, pretty without trying, can they restrain themselves from buying more cute notebooks? not physically

meteor shower: edgy bitch™, kind of intense but they know they’re not too much for those who can’t get enough of them, says “uh, yeah, i sure HOPE it does” aloud to themselves every time they see a road work ahead sign while driving alone, friends are constantly trying to stop them from making bad decisions but Alas there is no hope for them, takes like 3 second showers, will climb up on their roof in the freezing cold to watch the sunset or stargaze, “it just be like that sometimes”, lots of black in their wardrobe, says what’s on their mind and does not care what the damages are